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When you put something down for a minute and it completely disappears from the face of the earth.

laugh-addict:

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yourbones:

somegirlnamedkaitlyn:

My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?

Nailed it.

(via damn-baby-you-duh-sexy)

lizthefangirl:

davegrohlsfacialhair:

i recommend the creme brulee

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i recommend you go away

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patrICK WAS SO SASSY I MISS U BBY

(via damn-baby-you-duh-sexy)

WHEN my mom gives me the ”i’ve worked all day” speech…

laugh-addict:

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